Like every good stick-it-to-the-adults product, Garbage Pail Kids cards were an immediate hit with kids when they debuted in 1985 … and an immediate thorn in the side for parents, teachers, clergymen, and no-fun-nicks.

Made to parody the wildly popular Cabbage Patch Kids dolls of the day, the Garbage Pail Kids actually showed up on stickers albeit with stiff cardboard backs and checking in at a regulation-baseball-card-size 2 1/2″ X 3 1/2″.

Featuring cartoon versions of the same types of familiar dimply visages that graced Cabbage Patch Kids dolls, Garbage Pail Kids then perverted each tableau through a series of pun-derful disfigurements and naughty moments that included the likes of …

  • Adam Bomb, with an exploding head
  • Nasty Nick, a vampire-thing on the verge of (apparently) defiling a Barbie doll in some fashion
  • Thin Lynn, a skeletonized redhead whose diet went a bit too far
  • Stinky Stan, a garbage-can-dwelling baby-thing who appears to be naked

… and many other awful, terrible, delightful, irresistible beasties.

In all, there were 41 different tykes, issued across 82 different cards — basically, two series (“A” and “B”) each featuring the same artwork but with different clever(ish) child names.

While kids of the era ate these things up, there was, of course, backlash from adults, and maybe even a conspiracy or two as the cards sank into obscurity and eventually ended up mostly in commons bins or — gasp! — discarded entirely.

But those kids grew up, and when we did, we remembered how much fun it was to make fun of those pudgy, little-kid Cabbage Patch things … and realized how much we really wanted to stick it to the man, just like our stickers did way back then.

And, so, what did we do?

Yeah, we sought out our Garbage Pail Kids.

When we did? Well, we found out they weren’t quite as easy to come by as we might have imagined. Demand rose, supply didn’t, and prices climbed.

Eventually, these silly little baubles entered the realm of real collectibles, so much so that we started getting graded, just like our Mickey Mantle and Pete Rose and Pete LaCock baseball cards.

Today, you need look no further than the list of most-watched Garbage Pail Kids cards on eBay right now (see below) to realize that these little troublemakers will never truly go out of style. And check back often, because this GPK list is updated all the time.

(NOTE: The section below contains affiliate links to eBay listings for the card shown.)

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1985 Garbage Pail Kids ZACH PLAQUE Glossy Series 2 #75b Card | PSA 9 Mint

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS RUBY CUBE TOPPS TRADING CARD

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2022 Bowman MLB 19 Cards - Fat / Retail Unopened Factory Sealed Pack Topps Cards

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2020 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS BIDEN FAREWELL CARD NRMT-MT

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2020 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS SUNSET JOE CARD NRMT-MT

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1987 TOPPS GARBAGE PAIL KIDS RIP TILE TRADING CARD !

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1987 TOPPS GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MEAN MARLENE TRADING CARD !

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1987 TOPPS GARBAGE PAIL KIDS LOTTO LITTER TRADING CARD ^

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1987 TOPPS GARBAGE PAIL KIDS COMPOSITION BOOKER TRADING CARD ^

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS WALT WITLESS TOPPS TRADING CARD

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS STUFFED STEPHEN TOPPS TRADING CARD

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS TRAVELLIN TRAVIS TOPPS TRADING CARD

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS WALT WITLESS TOPPS TRADING CARD *

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS BRETT VET TOPPS TRADING CARD

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS BASKET CASEY TOPPS TRADING CARD

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MELBA TOAST TOPPS TRADING CARD

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS SWOLLEN SUE ELLEN TOPPS TRADING CARD

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS WARRIN WARREN TOPPS TRADING CARD

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS NAILED NEIL TOPPS TRADING CARD

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS KITTY LITTER TOPPS TRADING CARD

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS WOODY ALAN TOPPS TRADING CARD

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS UNZIPPED ZACK TOPPS TRADING CARD

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MARTY GRAS TOPPS TRADING CARD

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1986 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS TIFFANY LAMP TOPPS TRADING CARD

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