It’s Friday again … or at least it should be. And what better way to tap into that Friday Feeling than with some great old baseball cards?

Well, how about with some baseball card knock knock jokes?!?!

They’re cheesy and will make you groan, but they’ll also make you laugh in spite of yourself.

And you can feel smug in the fact that only a true collector will get most of them.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Aurelio.

Aurelio who?

Aurelio don’t think that’s Rodriguez. Looks like the bat boy to me.

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

“All.”

“All” who?

“All” I need to complete my 1982 Fleer master set is the Mad Hungarian.

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Howe.

Howe who?

Howe do you like your manager cards …Rainbow-flavored, Green & Gold,  or Metropolitan?

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Rickey.

Rickey who?

Rickey wants you to appreciate his rookie card … and all the rest of his cards … and his accomplishments … and his pretty face.

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Duren.

Duren who?

Duren the game, make sure to wear your best specs so you see well … and look sharp.

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Kurt.

Kurt who?

Kurt answers and a sullen attitude won’t win you any friends … but that bubble might help.

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

19-year-old righthanded curveballer.

19-year-old righthanded  curveballer who?

19-year-old righthanded curverballer is just 18 years old!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

John.

John who?

John flipped out when he saw his new baseball card.

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

F*ck.

F*ck who?

F*ck Face.

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Willie.

Willie who?

Willie ever figure out what that smell is?

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Oil Can.

Oil Can who?

Oil Can fix the Tin Man’s balky right shoulder. 

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Jim.

Jim Who?

Jim really likes his wife

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Dick.

Dick who?

Dick Pole. Heh heh.

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Pete.

Pete who?

Pete LaCock. Hé hé.

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